Score: 10

"Awesome game, BUT"

submission: Portal: The Flash Version

date: January 4, 2008

It's been on the front page WAY too long.
It should be taken off, i think EVERY person on newgrounds has played it
Which is unfair because other games need a go :(

Consider this if you read it

Score: 10

"Epic :3"

submission: Anamnesis

date: January 4, 2008

Cheers, you just made a great flash!

I don't think it's overrated, that's why i gave it a 5 :) Why didn't anyone else think of something as awesome as this, and do it as good as you? Great font, amazing background, the animation flows as good as it possibly good, ORIGINAL (Cheers on that one), and epic song. All that creates one word. EPIC :D

All my 5, 10, <3 and :) are belong to this

-Crash

Score: 9

"Hilarious..."

submission: Animal alphabet

date: December 3, 2007

Not in the sadistic sense, mind you. Though it is thoroughly amusing to read all the narrow minded 'Reviews' though i doubt they should be glorified with a title as such. In truth, they are idiot's critisism, neither constructive nor grammatically sound (as you should already know). In any case, i'll prevent being a hypocrite and actually write a review. Very satirical and smart, because it's true, when people hear 'Animal' they think of Rabbits, Deer, Elephants, Dogs, Cats and ec cetera. But in truth, scores of these helpless creatures die every day. When there's a fire, what do you think of first? 1. Are there any people inside? or 2. Are there any dogs/cats being slowly - and horribly - burned alive? of course the majority would vote 1. (unless you were the owner of the pet in question) There are countless other examples, like floods (Farm animals?), Wars (Household pets blown to bits, perhaps?), Disease and of course, having their organs splattered onto a road by cars (As you had shown in most of your images). The animation itself was good, the sound was synced well, it had some morbid humor, and a degree of interactivity. But, most importantly, it had a meaning, which is hard to find on newgrounds animations these days (haha). On another point, furyblade4431, i agree with most of your points, except for the assault on humans, collectively. saying that, you are calling you, your family, your children (if you have any) and your friends evil, greedy, selfish, fucked-up and twisted. The truth is, most of us are just stupid. It's hard to tell how that happens, but it does. The majority of people here on newgrounds would rather sit on their computer typing near-illiterate critisisms such as '0MG You sick fuck get help you are disgusting i don't want to see dead animals, you suck balls and this movie sucks dick' Then actually do something, even if it seems minor in scale (donating to pro-fauna organisations such as WSPA). Starting to conclude, i think people should, in blunt terms, violently pull their heads from their arseholes and look around them, and what lives they are living. If anyone actually had the time to read this review (at this point should start calling it a 'rant', thank you and i hope you take onboard at least a few things that i have said. To koit, i hope you read this and reply, if you want to. This is one of the longest reviews i have written for anything, i just had a lot of time on my hands at the time. anyway, going to close the review now.

-Crash-1678 (Also known as maulbane)

Score: 6

"I...... Really.... Err.... Enjoyed it......"

submission: Tales from Mod Meat 07

date: June 23, 2007

Yeah..... I loved the creativness of the way you drew Jason, the battle in the background, your perfect sense of good music, and your amazingly acute sense of color.... Yeah.... err.... i just need to.... err..... find my...... Knife......

-Crash

Score: 9

"Crazy....."

submission: Antbuster

date: June 14, 2007

I don't get it...... I've reached level 96 or something close, what's holding everyone else back? the trick is not to be lured in by the "Eye-Candy" Upgrades. I started by using the one of each: A Quick cannon, Heavy cannon and double cannon, and put them in a kind of Arc. After that, just keep upgrading the normal kind, i don't recommend any of the Novelty weapons, like Flamethrower and Poison Spray. Anyway, hope this helps a bit! Now, review..... Great game, Period. It's like fresh air from those Generic Maze Tower games! I enjoyed the sound a lot, especially the Ant's "Muahahaha" When they steal cake. the Graphics are also great, smooth and easy to see projectiles. Not too much violence, not even a blood splatter, which doesn't really matter, and obviously, i don't even need to comment on the interactivity of a GAME!

Anyway, In conclusion, Very, VERY addicting game, and i'm happy i found it!
-Crash

Score: 6

"Okay, but was expecting more"

submission: Pico Idol

date: April 24, 2007

All i can really say is, if and when you make a new Idol, i think people would appreciate more NG Flash/Games/Fads. Not that the Fash Author and BBS people are bad, just they don't go too well for me.... the idea 'Pico Idol' Has some great potential, and a endless stream of possible jokes, but try and keep it to the actual flashes, since Pico himself is a flash, and it would be funnier to have say- Blockhead parading around or a clock pissing everyone, or even piconjo trying to ruin the show. Meh, anyway, that's all.

-Crash

Score: 9

"Livecorpse Would Love This"

submission: Livecorpse Tribute

date: April 4, 2007

Even though i usually hate your hate-mongering Flashes, You're the only one who's got the Rest In Peace idea right. Adam would like some Satire, much more than just a plain 'Rip Buddy'. I also know that Adam, along with three others, made piconjo. Anyway.....

Thanks, Piccy-

-Crash

Score: 5

"Funny Thing, Really"

submission: -> World Domination II <-

date: March 24, 2007

I Dislike this game A LOT, But funnily enough, i played for at least an hour.... I forced myself off to write this review, Haha. The bad things is the Badly made Turn Base style. In turn based Strategy, your plans should stay with you, not blink on for one turn and go away. Anyway, it was also Unnessisarily (SP) Difficult. It was impossible to get a Airplane over to another base without a Bombardment of Buttons and thinking. Meh, anyway, you have youself and addicting, Albeit Bad, Game.

-Crash

Score: 10

"Different To The Mainstream Flow"

submission: WTC Tribute - 'Always'

date: March 20, 2007

I Liked this one More than all the Patriotic Responses, Because you didn't say any Hate-Filled Comments like 'They Will All Die for this' This has obviously taken more than a minute of thought, You've Made a perfect point people should listen to. 'An Eye For an Eye makes the whole world blind' Is a perfect way to describe what we should do. If America Didn't start this Pointless war, The Middle-East Would still be in pretty bad shape, But better than it is now. I'm not being a Anarchist, don't Apprehend Anything, I'm just saying, America Is A Great Country, It has a Amazing Economy, Even after the Tradgedy, Good People who love their country, And many other things. BUT, You must admit, It has a Mysterious Attraction to Dispute, And War. Anyway, I'm Done. See you

-Crash

Score: 7

"Well Made Flash"

submission: Cowardly Terrorism

date: March 19, 2007

Really, if i were to say my opinion, they're a mix of cowards and Brave people......You have to be brave to fly a plane into a building, but they might just be stupid or Tricked by their leaders. Second, they are cowards because they only killed innocent, day to day americans, BUT, to be fair, the americans had it coming, But sometimes two wrongs don't make a right...... we can argue about whether they're cowards all day, But it's true that there is no reason these people died! I think that after a while, people only read Statistics, But you must think Deeper...... Those people had Familys, Kids, Parents, Freinds, And God knows who else cared about them. But, again looking on both sides of the line, Innocent People from Iraq died Pointlessly As Well, So once again, a little Broad thinking NEVER does any harm...... But, Being on newgrounds, i have to actually review it =D. the graphics were nice, of course it was short, but it was good. The sound might have been improved, but anyway, it was made on the same day, so all in all, a good peice of work. Kudos!

-Crash
(A Thought-Filled Review From Both Sides of the Lines)