Score: 10

"Awesome game, BUT"

submission: Portal: The Flash Version

date: January 4, 2008

It's been on the front page WAY too long.
It should be taken off, i think EVERY person on newgrounds has played it
Which is unfair because other games need a go :(

Consider this if you read it

Score: 10

"Epic :3"

submission: Anamnesis

date: January 4, 2008

Cheers, you just made a great flash!

I don't think it's overrated, that's why i gave it a 5 :) Why didn't anyone else think of something as awesome as this, and do it as good as you? Great font, amazing background, the animation flows as good as it possibly good, ORIGINAL (Cheers on that one), and epic song. All that creates one word. EPIC :D

All my 5, 10, <3 and :) are belong to this

-Crash

Score: 9

"Hilarious..."

submission: Animal alphabet

date: December 3, 2007

Not in the sadistic sense, mind you. Though it is thoroughly amusing to read all the narrow minded 'Reviews' though i doubt they should be glorified with a title as such. In truth, they are idiot's critisism, neither constructive nor grammatically sound (as you should already know). In any case, i'll prevent being a hypocrite and actually write a review. Very satirical and smart, because it's true, when people hear 'Animal' they think of Rabbits, Deer, Elephants, Dogs, Cats and ec cetera. But in truth, scores of these helpless creatures die every day. When there's a fire, what do you think of first? 1. Are there any people inside? or 2. Are there any dogs/cats being slowly - and horribly - burned alive? of course the majority would vote 1. (unless you were the owner of the pet in question) There are countless other examples, like floods (Farm animals?), Wars (Household pets blown to bits, perhaps?), Disease and of course, having their organs splattered onto a road by cars (As you had shown in most of your images). The animation itself was good, the sound was synced well, it had some morbid humor, and a degree of interactivity. But, most importantly, it had a meaning, which is hard to find on newgrounds animations these days (haha). On another point, furyblade4431, i agree with most of your points, except for the assault on humans, collectively. saying that, you are calling you, your family, your children (if you have any) and your friends evil, greedy, selfish, fucked-up and twisted. The truth is, most of us are just stupid. It's hard to tell how that happens, but it does. The majority of people here on newgrounds would rather sit on their computer typing near-illiterate critisisms such as '0MG You sick fuck get help you are disgusting i don't want to see dead animals, you suck balls and this movie sucks dick' Then actually do something, even if it seems minor in scale (donating to pro-fauna organisations such as WSPA). Starting to conclude, i think people should, in blunt terms, violently pull their heads from their arseholes and look around them, and what lives they are living. If anyone actually had the time to read this review (at this point should start calling it a 'rant', thank you and i hope you take onboard at least a few things that i have said. To koit, i hope you read this and reply, if you want to. This is one of the longest reviews i have written for anything, i just had a lot of time on my hands at the time. anyway, going to close the review now.

-Crash-1678 (Also known as maulbane)